No, no, Friar John. They're not really THAT much dumber than the rest.
They're that way 'cuz "their Mommy and/or Daddy didn't love 'em enough" when they were little buggers.
Yeah! That's IT!
Them's got what they call "emotional distress" from never havin' what's known in the "shrink business" as any "Home Trainin' provided by a competent parental figure in their formlative years".
(I KNEW watchin' that folksy quack from Texas on my TV, Dr.Phil, would pay off one day)
