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Plus, if we're going to get into cosmic equivilents, the biggest SUCK in the universe is a blackhole... ergo black sucks the most...



That'd be the best-selling aftermarket part ever!!! A black-hole-creation device (with bar-mounted switch). You could have, say, a twin headlamp setup (ala Speed Trip), one being the headlamp, the other, a mini black hole. Someone in your way? Hit the switch-problem solved. Some pist you off? Hit the switch-b'bye, ******!!!

I'm sure no-one would complain about having to pay even Triumphs aftermarket part prices for that!!!

*writes letter...Dear Mr. B....*