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HAA! I can discredit this obvious falsehood of a "theory" without even tryin', Neill!!!

You said black ones "absorb the most light", right?!



I did.

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In THAT case, they have to carry around MORE WEIGHT, which would NATURALLY slow 'em down then, RIGHT?!



Erm, yeah, but, doode, to counteract this excess weight, I just leave my wallet at home'!!!





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(I'm surprised you didn't think of this, dude!)




Alas, I didn't...but neither did I expect some idi...erm, anyone to rise!!!!