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... a Cardinal Red one like mine, but Triumph reserves that color for their fastest bikes.



BLACK , as we all know, absorbs the most light (that is, ALL light) therefore, the more light, the lighter it is. Lighter, and with all things being equal, that is, having the same power, is faster. Ergo, BLACK bikes are the fasterest. And the besterest.* The defense rests, m'lud.



*This last bit aint been scientifickly proven, it just is. Deal wiv it.





HAA! I can discredit this obvious falsehood of a "theory" without even tryin', Neill!!!

You said black ones "absorb the most light", right?!

In THAT case, they have to carry around MORE WEIGHT, which would NATURALLY slow 'em down then, RIGHT?!

(I'm surprised you didn't think of this, dude!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)