A consortium of scientists from
Harvard,
Princeton and
Yale have found that the average IQ of the America rider is a full 15 points higher than that of the Speedmaster rider. Furthermore, researchers at the
Masters and Johnson clinic have shown that America riders are 85% more attractive to the opposite sex than Speedy riders - who coincidentally turn out to be 85% more attractive to
same-sex individuals than America riders.
But don't let this in anyway affect your choice
