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Does that make me a bad person?



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I just rode home from the pub. I only had lemonade, as I won't ride after even a shandy.



Well if you've even ever THOUGHT about drinking a shandy, then yes, you're a bad person.


Wikipedia: Shandy is a term for beer flavoured with lemonade or some sort of soft drink.


That's just wrong, and a waste of good beer.