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a piece of string!!! I was working in the back flagging what used to be a garden to the rear of the house. (so the guys can park there bikes on it)My next door neighbour is around 8 years of age says to me, you have been working on for a long time when will you have it finished. I replied "how long is a piece of string", at that moment she said whats string got to do with it.. 
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He was fun while he lasted.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Long enough but not too long? Keep in mind that men and women measure differently...
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What? Men always think it's longer?
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I always tell them its shorter so i dont scare them off.
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I always tell them its shorter so i dont scare them off.
Whay do you talk to women about string? 
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we should do this every weekend!
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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we should do this every weekend!
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is this some sort of racist joke?
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I'm a white, guy of English/Sweedish/Irish (with a touch of Americian Indian) lineage....sooo It aint that long....  
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Irish & English??? I thought that was like eating the forbidden fruit.
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Oval track it last  longer.
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I like knowing I have won when I cross the line 1st.
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How long is a piece of string? Depends on how long the string is!!! 
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From the central point to either end it will be equidistant. This is imaterial of overall length of said piece of string. 
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From the central point to either end it will be equidistant. This is imaterial of overall length of said piece of string.
Will not apply if the string is not bilaterally symetrical.
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From the central point to either end it will be equidistant. This is imaterial of overall length of said piece of string.
Will not apply if the string is not bilaterally symetrical.
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math is hard. but seriously, how long until it is done?
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