All the dumbasses must have rolled their bikes out of the garage for the first time this weekend.....

Friday on my way home, a Power Ranger pulls right up on my rear bumper at a light at a busy intersection, kicks down the sidestand, gets off and starts to adjust his jacket, but never bothered to buckle his helmet strap. Make the left thru the intersection and stop for the next light, this hero goes around me on the gravel shoulder. He makes a right and almost looses it twice.....

Then saturday, this 300# hillbilly is ridin' his hog wearing no more than overalls and sandals...you know...flip flops, shower shoes...WTF? He almost lost it too....


Stewart ....... "It's outside your field of expertise." "Poppycock normally is."