cable tv? nope

satellite tv? nope

call waiting? how long to get from the ez chair to the ringing wall phone.

answering machine? nope

cell phone messaging? kinda, what's that stupid secret access code again?

T1 Lines? nope; dial-up

Electric start motorcycles

.......My folks bought me a "Don't Trust Anyone Under 30" coffee cup a "few" years ago. Quite rude, but funny

jwh

"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach