Why Harley riders are better:
- YOU WISH YOU HAD AS MUCH MONEY AS ME BECAUSE I CAN AFFORD A HARLEY AND DON'T HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A CHEAP LITTLE METRIC CRUISER FOR HALF THE PRICE AND TWICE THE PERFORMANCE.
- YOU HATE HARLEYS BECAUSE YOUR DAD MOLESTED YOU AND HE WAS A HARLEY OWNER.
- I'VE BEEN TRAILORING HARLEYS TO RALLIES SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN, SO I'M A BETTER RIDER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
- IF YOU LOVED AMERICA AND FREEDOM, YOU WOULD BUY A HARLEY. RICE BURNERS PUT AMERICANS OUT OF WORK AND THE JAPANESE ARE GOING TO COME OVER HERE AND TAKE OUR HARLEYS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BUY AN OVER PRICED, 1920'S TECHNOLOGY, IRON HOG LIKE I DID.
- YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARLEY'S MODEL DESIGNATIONS, BUT I'VE HAD 26 OF THEM PLUS A SPORTSER WHICH ONLY COUNTS AS A HALF OF A HARLEY.
- YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ALL OF OUR LIVES WE'VE BEEN SOCIAL RETARDS, AND AS HARLEY OWNERS WE ARE INDIVIDUALS AND REBELS WHO LOVE TO GET TOGETHER, GET DRUNK, AND SEE WHOSE BIKE IS THE LOUDEST. DARE TO BE DIFFERENT AND GET A HARLEY LIKE THE REST OF US, THEN MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A PATRIOTIC AMERICAN REBEL OUTCAST WANNABE INDIVIDUALIST/CONFORMIST BAD$$ DRUNK OBNOXIOUS SELF-ABSORBED FAT STUPID REDNECK LIKE ME.
- HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE ONLY BRAND AND SOCIAL GROUP THAT I'VE EVER IDENTIFIED WITH
(edited- & complements of Black Echo)
