Okay John, I had my suspicions earlier, but NOW I KNOW that this whole thing was just one big put-on all along, wasn't it?!

Yeah RIGHT!!! "Whaaaa! How can I talk the little lady into lettin' me have a motorcycle? Whaaaa!"

And just look what this dude ends up with, people. The monster of all motorcycles! A friggin' ROCKET III, no less!

Let me guess. And you're really married to that Alba chick too, RIGHT?!


(actually...WAY TO GO, young man....Enjoy that Rocket III, and do your wife proud by not getting too crazy with all that horsepower and torque at your disposal)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)