Quote: In actuality, it's not so much divorce, a beating or growing a spine -- even if one with scoliosis -- that I'm concerned with, but a respectful "green light" that I'm seeking.
So, I'm seeking ideas on how to brainwash my wife. Keep 'em coming!
Oh, Dude!!!! Surely after a mere 12 years you've not forgotten the art of seduction
(Barry White voice): Oh baby, ya know how much Ah love ya mmmmmmmmmm. Ya know all Ah want is your happiness, an' Ah know ya feel the same, doncha baby, mmmmmmm You'll always be the best part of me. An' ya know that if Ah could go for a motorcycle ride now an then, mmmmmmmmmmm Ah'd be so relaxed an' grateful.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's what keeps me mellow for you babe. Ah gots ta have a way to stay cool.... for you babe, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm etc., etc.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
