You know, you guys could get in a lot of trouble for transporting a foreign species over state lines by taking me along, so I better not go... HA! Fat chance suckers! You can't leave without me! I even know where Terry lives! Mwahahaha! You guys are screwed! You'll all be getting tetanis shots in the stomach together after I bite everybody! Mwahahaha! (What's that dear? Time for my shock therapy? Ok honey) Sorry fellas, I gotta go...

Not you fat Jesus!