This, Ladies and Gentleman, is yet further proof that this Triumph thing is MUCH more addictive than even cigarettes!!!

I mean, ever heard the old Ad-line...."I'd walk a mile for a Camel"???

Well, DrBruce here is going over a THOUSAND FREAKIN' MILES to pick up his new Speedmaster, for chrissake!!!

You tell ME if this here "Triumph Addiction" ain't something the Surgeon General might want to look into TOO!!!

(I don't wanna quit, and don't think I'll ever wanna EITHER...Triumphs that is!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)