Aah, that's nothin'!!!

I remember once back in '62 when I was but a pup living in California, I was forced by this one bad a$$ car club(The Pharaohs, I think their name was) who I had p*ssed off for some reason, to crawl under this one police car that was sittin' in a dark and secluded parking lot one night just waitin' for speeders to go by, and those dudes made me attach a chain to the rear axle of those cops' Plymouth , and the other end to a telephone pole...and........

(so BEAT THAT you dern Aussies!!!)
