Thats messed up. When I am asked something no matter how simple I think it is I try my best to give an understandable answer. I mean understandable so you could make an attempt even if you didn't know anything about what I am trying to explain. Not sure how successful I am but at least I try!

I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!