WHY YOU DIRTY PIGS!!! TELL YA WANT I'M GOONA DO!!! I'M GOONA FLY OUT THERE, WHEREEVER YOU GUYS ARE, AND WHEN I GET THERE I'M GONNA CORRECT THIS HERE SITUATION WITH YOU GUYS REAL QUICKLY, AND THEN......
Oh sorry. I understand they're now casting parts for this brand new TV sitcom entitled "Baldwin Boys Blather", and I THINK I've got a shot at the lead character's part...so I was just practicin' here.
HEY! If there's anybody else out there who can act like an over-aged "tough guy" man-child(I KNOW you're OUT THERE!!!) who can't seem to get their act together for whatever reason, my agent (Murray Swartzman) tells me that casting hasn't yet been finalized for the roles of the Brothers in this thing EITHER! I hear having personal experience with either drugs or constant brushes with the law could help tremendously towards getting one of these cherished roles here TOO!
("Method Acting" is soooo overrated today, ya know)
So...Here's YOUR chance to be a STAR, Dudes!
DON'T BLOW IT!!!
(BTW...Murray says if you don't already have an agent, he can't represent you...he's got too many clients right now as it is)
