You got THAT right, LJ!!!

To borrow a little shtick from that dude Bill Maher....

...To help keep the population down of children growing up in "broken homes"...

NEW RULE No.1

Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY, regardless of race, color, creed, WHATEVER, will now have a NORPLANT birth-control device inserted into their right thigh at age 12, that will then be removed at age 30.(just about the time most people start to "figure it out" about life in general)

THIS will give them a few years(about 10) to get MARRIED to the RIGHT PERSON, and have just enough time to only pop out about two of three little rugrats(this will also help keep the population of this planet down, of course).

If by that time you STILL haven't figured out how to choose that right person to spend the rest of your life, you're deemed "A Hopeless Case" and IMMEDIATELY will be taken out of the gene pool and given a motorcycle to ride...WITHOUT a HELMET!!!

(now...have I p*ssed off just about EVERYBODY here?.....GOOD!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)