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1. Never touch another bike unless invited to.



some people have ZERO class. I was parked in front of my local pub and some Dude sat on my bike and had his girl take a picture of him. I walked out and told him "GET THE F*&! OFF MY BIKE!"
I nearly knocked the guy out!
I asked him if it was ok if I tried out his girlfriend while he took pictures.

I don't think he'll be doing that again.