A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen

by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the

examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.



She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the

problem was, and she told him what happened.



After listening, he had her sit down and relax in

another room.



The doctor marched down the hallway to the back

where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with

you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, has four grown children and seven

grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"



The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and

without looking up, asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"


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