A blonde walks into a salon wearing headphones. The stylist was a little shocked and politely asks, "Ma'am, could you remove the headphones?"
"No! If I take them off, I'll die!" answered the blonde.
The stylist agreed to work around them. The blonde retured a few months later, still with headphones on. "Could you please take off the headphones, this time?" asked the stylist.
The blonde gave her the same answer as before, "I'll die if I take them off!"
Again, the stylist works around them. The third time, the blonde returns, still wearing headphones. Obviously fustrated, the stylist tells her, "Listen, I'm not working around those headphones again! Take them off!"
The blonde yells back at her, "I will DIE if I take them off!" The stylist reaches over and yanks them off. To her surprise, the blonde stopped breathing and fell to the floor.
"What the ****** was she listening to?" asked the stylist. She put one end up to her ear and heard a voice repeating;
"Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out."
