Religions explained
Taoism: Sh!t happens;
Hinduism: This Sh!t happened before;
Confucianism: Confucius say: Sh!t happens;
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of Sh!t happening;
Zen: What is the sound of Sh!t happening?
Islam: If Sh!t happens, it is the will of Allah;
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: Sh!t happens;
Atheism: There is no such thing as Sh!t
Agnosticism: Maybe Sh!t happens, maybe it doesn't;
Protestantism: Sh!t won't happen if I work harder;
Catholicism: If Sh!t happens, I deserve it;
Judaism: Why does Sh!t always happen to me?;
Televangelism: Send money or Sh!t will happen to you;
Rastafarian: Smoke that Sh!t
