An old man is sitting on his porch and sees his neighbors son Billy walking down the street.
Billy whats that you got in your hand he asks.
Billy says I got me a monkey wrench I'm gonna get me some monkey's.
The old man says you can't get monkey's with a monkey wrench.
A little while later Billy walks by with some monkey's.
Next day the old man sees Billy walking down the street and asks whats that you got in your hand.
Billy says I got me some duct tape I'm gonna get me some ducks.
The old man says you can't get ducks with duct tape.
A little while later Billy walks by with some ducks.
Next day the old man sees Billy walking down the street and asks whats that you got in your hand.
Billy saya I got me some pussywillows.
The old man says hold on let me get my hat.
