A husky country biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, but he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.
He also stopped by the feed and livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry his purchases home. While scratching his head he is approached by an older lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane! I would offer to walk you home but I can't figure out how to carry this stuff." The lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me." "How do I know that when we get into the alley you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and have my way with you?"
The lady replied, "You could set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket,and I'd hold the chickens!"
