For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this
house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no
way we
can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door
with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and
heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you
to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be ****** if I'm
staying
here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"


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