There's an American, Japanese and an Irishman sat in the sauna. Suddenly a beeping noise is heard, American holds his arm up saying 'don't panic, just my pager, I've got one of those new ones, they implanted it under my skin'
Next a ring tone is heard, Japanese guy holds his hand up saying 'no panic, I've one of those new mobiles, they too implanted it under my skin.
By now the Irishman's feeling a bit left out. He leaves the sauna and comes back with a bit of bog roll hanging out his arse. He says 'Will you look at that fellas, I've just received a fax!'
