I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What the
****** are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
