>
>
>
> >
> >
> >'Hello, is this the police?"
> >
> >"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
> >
> >"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine

> >inside his firewood!"
> >
> >"Thank you very much for the call."
> >
> >The next day, police officers descend
> >on Wazza's house in great
> >numbers.
> >
> >They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood
> >is kept.
> >
> >Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
> >cocaine.
> >
> >They swear at Wazza and leave.
> >
> >The phone rings at Wazza's house. "Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?"
> >
> >"Yeah!"
> >
> >"Did they chop up your firewood?"
> >
> >"Yep."
> >
> >"Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate!!!"
> >
> >
> >
>
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