GHOST SEX!
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a
lecture on the super-natural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks:
"How many people here believe in
ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you have
seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you
take this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you
one question further...Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his
hand.
The professor takes off his glasses,
and says "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got to come up here
and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a
nod and a grin, and began to make his
way up to the podium. When he
reached the front of the room,
the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us
what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way
back thar I thought you said.........
"Goats!!"
