A married couple walked into a tourist shop in
Jamaica.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you
would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
didn't need them,
being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
you into a sex
freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in,
and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this wild look in
his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him
violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his
own pants, and
grabbed
a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming,"You got dem on
the wrong feet!
You got dem on de, wrong feet!"
