One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from Green Bay
and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago.
While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling
both
cars.
The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Packers fan walks over to the Bears fan and says,
"Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.."
The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says,
"You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends."
The Packer fan says, " I'm going to see if something else survived the
wreck." The Packer fan pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's.
He says to the Bears fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast
to our newfound friendship."
The Bears fan agrees and grabs the bottle.
After sucking down half of the bottle, the Bears fan hands it back to the
Packer fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Packer fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest
of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says,
"Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
GO PACKERS !!
