A guy stuck his head
into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut ?
The barber looked
around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy
left.
A few days later,
the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked "How long before I can
get a haircut ?"
The barber looked
around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy
left.
A week later, the
same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get
a
haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, About an hour and
half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to
a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see
where
he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then
he doesn't ever come back."
A little while
later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked,
"So where does that guy go when he leaves ?"
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"Your house."
