A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a
trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped
out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground and
kicked him in the balls. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick
the ****** out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "Wow! When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
