Just to set the record straight on blondes and religion.
Three blondes die and find themselves standing before St. Peter. He told
them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what
Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
turned her away.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he turns her away.
The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "Okay,
so, tell me." She says, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides
with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having a Passover feast
with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and t he Romans arrested him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in
a tomb; behind a very large boulder..."
St. Peter r elies, "Verrrrrry good!"
Instead of shutting up while she was ahead, the blonde continues,
"Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he
sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
