Three couples die in the crash of a small aircraft. Upon reaching the Pearly Gates they meet Saint Peter and ask admission into heaven.

To the first man St. Peter says “Throughout your life you were consumed by the pursuit of money. You ignored the plight of others and cared only for money, in fact, you even married a woman named Penny! Sorry, but you cannot enter Heaven.”

To the second man St. Peter says “Throughout your life you cared only for alcohol. You ignored the needs of others and were concerned only for your next drink. In fact, you even married a woman named Sherry! Sorry, but you cannot enter Heaven.”

The third man looked at his wife and “Well that tears it, we might as well leave right now Fanny.”


We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.