A Minister and a Texan were in a commercial airplane in first class seating. When asked by the stewardess about their drink orders the Texan replied, "I'll have whiskey ma'am." The stewardess then asked the Minister what he would like to drink. "It certainly WILL NOT be whiskey!" the minister replied. "I'd rather be flogged by 50 whores than have alcohol pass through MY lips!" The Texan then handed his whiskey back to the stewardess and said "Well hot &^%$!! I didn't know we had a choice!!!"
