A woman and her husband were riding their Triumphs on vacation, but had to interrupt their trip to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled and I don't want to waste any time with any pain killers because we're in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said.
"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
