5 blonds go into an upscale bar and order champagne. One carefully sets out something on the table and they begin repeatedly toasting, "68 DAYS!"
The Bartender became curious and asked what they were celebrating. One answered, "Well, we got tired of everyone insulting our intelligence, so we decided to do something to prove them wrong. So, we decided to set a record working a really hard jigsaw puzzle. It only took us 68 days, and it says right here on the box, '2 to 5 years'."
What is it called when a blond dyes her hair?
Artificial intelligence.
Someone walking along a river looks across and sees a blond. They shout, "How do I get to the other side?"
She answered, "You're already on the other side."
