Nuns at a hockey game
THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A HOCKEY GAME.
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY
BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE
NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE
TO ANOTHER AREA.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK
I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH . THERE ARE ONLY 100
NUNS LIVING THERE."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO
GO TO MONTANA . THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING
THERE."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO . THERE
ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY
DON'T YOU GO TO H3LL . THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS
THERE."
