Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If
she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the
baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home
to his confused wife. Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post
card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife
obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!"
Mike
