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My wife owns a 2004 Honda CR-V. AT 30,000 miles, and three years of mostly short hop driving, the OEM tires are all dead nuts at 32 lbs on our calibrated gage, and have NEVER had any air put into them. (Unless maybe her boyfriend is topping them off?)
Well, I hate to burst your bubble here Martin, but your fellow Connecticut resident, Onejack, tells me that he and your lovely wife have had to stop at that Shell Station down the street from where you live THREE TIMES in order to pump a little air into those puppies since you bought that Honda o' yours.
(now let's see what happens here folks....THIS could get fun)
Dwight are you trying to get me killed?
Aah...come on Jack! I'm SURE Martin here knows when someone's yankin' his chain! Why I'll bet that ol' Martin's probably laughin' his fool head off at this very....(hold on a minute Jack...I'm getting a PM sent my way...I'll be right back)
Okay Jackson, I'm back.
Now...it's probably nothing, and I THINK I convinced him that this whole thing was nothin' but a little joke(that HE STARTED, BTW)...but...you wouldn't by chance happen to have a home security system already up and running in your home, would ya?! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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