You see guys, it all comes down to this: These fellas either don't know who Groucho Marx was, OR they never heard his ironic and self-deprecative(and ultimately, somewhat wise) quote about joining any groups.
In other words, they MUST BE pretty clueless in general(to say nothing of their seeming lack of "social-skills"

)...and so, why should I waste my time tryin' to talk to 'em?!
