My wife hung "Calamity Jane" on the Speedmaster. I like it too, so it stuck. Our Policy is to name anything in our house that cost more than $1000. The mustang is "betty" and my wife (again) hung "3WC" on my jeep (short for third-world-country). She does not have a high opinion of the Jeep....
My budies call the bike "the Turnip"
This summer when I ride out to Yellowstone, I am overnighting in Deadwood and will snap a picture of Calamity Jane at Calamity Jane's grave. Then I will drink a bottle of bourbon with Wild Bill Hickcock....
-TM