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The lights were groovy colors,
The band was playing slow,
We danced just one dance together,
then she said "i gotta go now"

I crushed away a teardrop,
And followed her outside,
Where a long haired yob on a cycle,
Was waiting to give her a ride,

I'll never forget that flick she left with,
Tellimg me id better leave town,
But as soon as me mopeds front mudgaurd is fixed,
Gonna find that creep and put him down, (down, down)

When i get me moped out on the road, Im gonna ride, ride, ride,
When i get me moped, out on the road, im gonna ride, ride, ride,
When i get me moped out on the road, aint no body gonna tell me where to go no,
When i get me moped out on the road im gonna ride, ride, ride ride.
Funky Moped.
Move funky moped, move funky moped, move move move move funky moped move....Funky moped.

When im on me moped rocking and a socking,
i'll ride ride ride,
When im on me moped rocking and a socking,
i'll ride ride ride,
When im on me moped rocking and a socking,
Everywhere i go the chicks are moving and a grooving,
Wiggling and a giggling, dancing and a prancing, meemimg and a screamimg,

When you see me moped streaming with a funk,
you better ride, ride, ride,
When you see me moped, ooh what a onk,
you better ride, ride, ride,
When you see me moped streaming with a funk,
you know i'm out to burn up ever motorcycle punk,

Arg, when you see me moped
you better take your piece of junk and ride ride ride ride ride,
Funky moped,
Move funky moped, move funky moped, move move move move funky moped move....Funky moped.

Ooh, me mum wont let me mend it in the kitchen, i got fix it in garden.


Jasper Carrott.

I think the term is 'one hit wonder'

Actually, the guy was a stand up comedian, and an extreemily good one. And this was his only attempt at song writing. The B-Side of this had a spoken piece called Magic Roundabout. Now that was funny.

Anyone heard Benny Hill's

Ernie, he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

NO, oh you are the lucky ones.

I used to watch Benny Hill all the time but don't remember that.

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A few months ago I saw some guy wearing a t-shirt that said, "Disco still sucks!" I nearly laughed my asss off!

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Actually, I quite like some of the old disco stuff.

Saturday Night Fever
Staying Alive
The Stud, with Joan Collins, remember her. Boy she was hot back then. I think i was about 12 at the time

Those movies had some great music on them.

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I used to watch Benny Hill all the time but don't remember that

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Im not sure if he ever did it on one of his tv shows. But he released it as a single back in the early seventies. Had a minor hit with it in the UK. I remember watching it on Top Of The Pops.

Like Steve Martin and King Tut

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Like Steve Martin and King Tut

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No, cant say i know that one. Is it worth looking for or is it awful.

Its actually entertaining. Funny

Steve Martin - King Tut

Not quite as good as the version on his record but close.

Phil



Brilliant...thank you

The saxaphone player. Isn't that the guy who was in the Blues Brothers movie. Dont know hs name.

"Blue Lou" Marini

Shuddering as I type-
"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates....."

He was also the sax player from the house band on Saturday Night Live when it was still funny. Back in the days of Mr Bill. Steve Martin , Chevy chase , Garret Morris , Gilda Radner , Loraine Newman , Bill Murry , Jane Curtain , Dan Akroyd... Good night and have a pleasant tommorrow.

Saturday Night Live has been picking some strange presenters lately. I noticed last week the presenter was Peyton Manning. ???? Not sure how funny he would be. I didnt watch it.

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"Blue Lou" Marini

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Blue Lou.....thank you. I never get tired of watching the Blues Brothers. Must have watched it a hundred times and it seems every time i watch it i find a joke that i missed the time before.

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a mexican girl.........


Try that one on for size.....HAHAHAHAH

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those Cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fight with expert timing"

Carl Douglas 1974

That sounds like a Johnny Cash song.

Lets no go donw the country road. Oh my, some of the lines in those songs are just and

United Way sketch, thats funny.

OK, YOU GUYS asked for it....

Lyrics for: The Fishin' Hole (theme to The Andy Griffith Show)

Well, now, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole,
We may not get a bite all day, but don't you rush away.

What a great place to rest your bones and mighty fine for skippin' stones,
You'll feel fresh as a lemonade, a-settin' in the shade.

Whether it's hot, whether it's cool, oh what a spot for whistlin' like a fool.

What a fine day to take a stroll and wander by The Fishin' Hole,
I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day.

We'll have no need to call the roll when we get to The Fishin' Hole,
There'll be you, me, and Old Dog Trey, to doodle time away.

If we don't hook a perch or bass, we'll cool our toes in dewy grass,
Or else pull up a weed to chaw, and maybe set and jaw.

Hangin' around, takin' our ease,
Watchin' that hound a-scratchin' at his fleas.

Come on, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole,
I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day.

Everybody whistle now!!

Here's a couple that will make you want ot punch your eardrums out with an icepick:

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

Great, so I look back in here, find this thread, and all of the worst songs ever are now bubbling up in my brain....

We had joy
We had fun
We had seasons in the sun.

The Chicken dance song!!

Please make it stop.....

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Please make it stop.....

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NO NO NO....we have only just started.

Who remembers,
Lena Lovitch oh boy, that was bad.

99 luft Balloons.....the one thing i remember about that song.........Hairy Armpits.

There sure was some dodgy bands back in the 80's

Haircut 100, Fun Boy Three,

And Thompson Twins......err, excuse me, twins. There were three of them.

And, and, and

ADAM ANT

and how could we forget....Gary Numan, Cars and that other hit of his, Pop Music

Oooh, they were bad.

Karma karma karma karma karma chamelion!

Anything...and I mean ANYTHING by CHER!!!!

(except of course, the duet of "I Got You Babe" that she did years ago with that poor sucker, the "tree-magnet", Sonny)

(Disclaimer: This opinion of mine regarding the relative merits of Cher's musical "talents" is in no way, shape, or form meant to offend any gay person who may be on the site at this time and who may read this)

"We all live in a Yellow Submarine..Yellow Submarine...Yellow Submarine
And our friends are all aboard..many more of them live next door. Skies of Blue and Seas of Green..in our Yeeelow Submarine..Yee ha..."

Cher's gay

NO PES!!!

GEEZ! But isn't every single friggin' fan of her's...IS???

BTW Mark,
Am I the only one who ever thought Adam Ant and Billy Crystal were probably twins separated at birth???

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Am I the only one who ever thought Adam Ant and Billy Crystal were probably twins separated at birth???

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I think they were born in the wagon of a travelin' show.

Their Momma used to dance for the money they'ld throw.

C'mon Dwight, next line .

Their grandpa would do whatever he could

And by the way.. Cher was hot man...

While grandma sat by, thinkin' "shoulda coulda no good"