The lights were groovy colors,
The band was playing slow,
We danced just one dance together,
then she said "i gotta go now"
I crushed away a teardrop,
And followed her outside,
Where a long haired yob on a cycle,
Was waiting to give her a ride,
I'll never forget that flick she left with,
Tellimg me id better leave town,
But as soon as me mopeds front mudgaurd is fixed,
Gonna find that creep and put him down, (down, down)
When i get me moped out on the road, Im gonna ride, ride, ride,
When i get me moped, out on the road, im gonna ride, ride, ride,
When i get me moped out on the road, aint no body gonna tell me where to go no,
When i get me moped out on the road im gonna ride, ride, ride ride.
Funky Moped.
Move funky moped, move funky moped, move move move move funky moped move....Funky moped.
When im on me moped rocking and a socking,
i'll ride ride ride,
When im on me moped rocking and a socking,
i'll ride ride ride,
When im on me moped rocking and a socking,
Everywhere i go the chicks are moving and a grooving,
Wiggling and a giggling, dancing and a prancing, meemimg and a screamimg,
When you see me moped streaming with a funk,
you better ride, ride, ride,
When you see me moped, ooh what a onk,
you better ride, ride, ride,
When you see me moped streaming with a funk,
you know i'm out to burn up ever motorcycle punk,
Arg, when you see me moped
you better take your piece of junk and ride ride ride ride ride,
Funky moped,
Move funky moped, move funky moped, move move move move funky moped move....Funky moped.
Ooh, me mum wont let me mend it in the kitchen, i got fix it in garden.
Jasper Carrott.
I think the term is 'one hit wonder'
Actually, the guy was a stand up comedian, and an extreemily good one. And this was his only attempt at song writing. The B-Side of this had a spoken piece called Magic Roundabout. Now that was funny.
