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I'm out - my head just exploded, and brain juice is dripping all down my neck
THis commin from the guy who said "bring it" 
and that he had the secret A bomb 
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I threw down "Windy" and for colateral damage,
blew off own own ear in the process, yet y'all survived --
not unlike a bad scene from the movie "Road Warrior."
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You're now the "Queen"...err, I mean.."KING Of Musical Thrashery" in MY book, Dude!!!!
I could take all the credit for this little ditty, but i wont.
I dont know where this came from. Got it sent to me from some friends in the UK a while ago. No idea who wrote it, but it is very clever.
I have a whole file on my puter for keeping jokes and stuff in. I always knew that one day i would get to use that one.
Good isn't it. 
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I threw down "Windy" and for colateral damage,
blew off own own ear in the process,
now THATS funny
THE VOICE OF REASON
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strangers in the night exchanging rubbers
this one is to tight, I need another
this one is to loose it will not hold the j.....
(on second thought this one might violate the AUP)
Yep! Ya better just finish THAT one with..."doobie, doobie doo" at this point!
(speakin' o' which....how's the stop smoking thing goin' for ya lately?) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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still smoke free!! and I have saved almost $1,100.00 ...well by saved I don't mean put someplace...I mean spent on something other than cigs...or doobie doobie doo's
THE VOICE OF REASON
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Don't put another dime in the jukebox, I don't wanna hear that song no more
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arsenalfan, that curry rhapsody is bloody hilarious . me and the good lady just spent a good ten mins pissing ourselves laughing . your forgiven for the aga do reference
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Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.
I want to go to heaven, but I don't want to go tonight.
You can pay your last respects one quarter at time.
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Cos' little Willy,Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy 'round Willy won't go Try tellin' everybody but, Oh no Little Willy, Willy won't go home ~ From Sweet Anytime I hear this little number it stays with me for at least 3 days for some reason. 
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Is that really the best you folks could do? Check this out! Enter Hell Who can take a sunrise, Sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two… The candyman, the candyman can, The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good… Who can take a rainbow, Wrap it in a sigh? Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie The candyman? The candyman can… The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good… The Candyman makes everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious. Talk about your childhood wishes. You can even eat the dishes! Who can take tomorrow, Dip it in a dream? Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream, The candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman can… The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good… And the world tastes good 'cause the candyman thinks it should…
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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Saturday night BBC America was showing a Documentry on the History of 'Top Of The Pops'. And english music show for those of you who dont know. Anybody remember the Bay City Rollers. Had the boys all sitting on the hoods of Rolls Royces singing, You gotta give a little love, take a little love. Great stuff. AND....any body remember SLADE. Still one of my favorite bands of all time. Noddy Holder was brilliant in my book. Classic Slade tunes. My friends stan gotta a dirty old man, Oh yeah. Squeeze me, Please me. Mamma wear all crazee now. Just brilliant. I still play Slade. My wife gives me a hard time sometimes, Says it doesnt look cool to drive around in a Jag with Slade blasting out of the windows. i dont know what she means
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Hey Micky, your so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey.
Tony Basil or something like that. Awful bloody song.
she was with Jack Nicholson in the car and in the diner for the mostamazingchickensaladsandwichsequenceknowntohumankind.
please let us not go off on 5 Easy Pieces now, i know i started it, but let it end here.
She also played one of the hookers that Captain America and Billy drop acid with in the New Orleans graveyard in Easy Rider.
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She also played one of the hookers that Captain America and Billy drop acid with in the New Orleans graveyard in Easy Rider.
I didnt know that.  bugger, that movie has just gone down a few notches in the credibilty level because of that tidbit of info.
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.. by Gordon Lightfoot
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Hey Micky, your so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey.
Tony Basil or something like that. Awful bloody song.
You barsteward!! I worked in a psychiatric hospital at the end of last year, and one of the patients played that song all day - must have heard it about 50 times!! That song has gone on my hate list, along with Sex Machine by James Brown (for the same reason)
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Oh yeah, try, just friggin try to get the Barney song out of your head... I love you You love me We're a happy fam-a-lee with a great big hug and a kiss from you an me we're a happy fam-alee arggggg shoot me! shoot me now!!!
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That It's a Small World ride broke down when my mom was on it. I was a kid Space Mountain had just opened. She and my sisters were stuck in there listening to it in Chinese for 2 hrs!!!!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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Now wait a minute I like the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!!
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If not THE worst CW song of all time (and there are many) this at least ranks in the top ten; The Bridge Washed Out and I can't Swim The bridge washed out and I can't swim and my baby's on the other side When I awoke this a mornin' the rain was a pouring down I was gonna wed the little river girl just over the bridge across town Now I'm a runnin' up and down the river and my nerves are driving me wild Cause the bridge washed out I can't swim and my baby's on the other side Oh rain oh rain stop fallin' dark clouds hurry from the sky The preacher and my bride are waitin' and the weddin' bells are startin' to chime I can't kiss and hold her and it's drivin' me out of my mind Cause the bridge washed out and I can't swim and my baby's on the other side [ guitar ] Yeah I got one foot in the river one foot solid on the ground I try to swim that ragin' ol' river but I know if I try I'd drown There's not a boat around me they walked on out with the tide And the bridge washed out and I can't swim and my baby's on the other side Yeah rain oh rain stop fallin'... I said the bridge washed out and I can't swim and my baby's on the other side I'm told the second verse is the same as the first - just a little louder and a little worse.
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Man that sounds terrible and I don't even know the tune it goes to.
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The Lumber Jack song from Monty Python
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Speaking of Monty Python:
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
HAHAHAAA!!!!
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LMAO what about the spam song!! From Monty Python
spam spam spam spam,
spam spam spam spam,
sssppaammm wonderful spam,
Don't remember anymore.
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How about: " I believe in Miracles since you came along you sexy thing you" by Hot Chocolate or any song by K.C. and the Sunshine Band.....ride safe....Gordon
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what was the KC song Ronco had on thier recod? I can vaguely remember it.
HA!! I remembered it!!
Thats the way uh huh uh huh I like it.....
Or..
Shake your booty!
HAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!! LOL
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Play That Funky Music White Boy
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Disco huh ok how about this?
i'm your boogy woogy baby,
if you wanna see me boogy,
all you have to do is wind me up.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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I didn't think I hated any kind of music, except disco, until
rap came around. Now, there's a few disco hits, that I think were
well done.
"Turn The Beat Around", Gloria Estefan(sp?), is a cool tune.
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I loved Donna Summers' voice even if the music was crap she was good.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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oh yeah bomp bomp oh yeah, yellow and the all time suckey!!!!!! im tooo sexy for my gag gag gag gag. right said
If I can't be at the ralley at least I can sit on my scoot and play the game 
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Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
In the morning
Laughing, happy Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
Roly poly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
(Yummm)
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum
YEAH!
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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The marchin' band came down along Main Street
The soldier blues fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiancee
From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say
Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me
The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
The battle raging all around
The sergeant cried, We've got to hang on, boys!
We've got to hold this piece of ground
I need a volunteer to ride up
And bring us back some extra men
And Billy's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said
She said
Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me
I heard his fiancee got a letter
That told how Billy died that day
The letter said that he was a hero
She should be proud he died that way
I heard she threw that letter away ...
THE VOICE OF REASON
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are we forgetting
Billy dont be a hero dont be a fool with your life
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and worse The night Chicago died
Chris
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"don't worry, be happy"
"put the lime in the coconut"
"daylight come and me wan go home"
"yes, we have no bananas"
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"Payin' for my low life thrills, with wet quarters and soggy one dollar bills". I was gonna put this in a song back in the mid 70s, but a trip to Cambodia messed me up.
Ride Safe,
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mostamazingchickensaladsandwichsequenceknowntohumankind.
please let us not go off on 5 Easy Pieces now, i know i started it, but let it end here.
must......restrain.......myself.......must.....
Besides mert, this is a serious, independant minded motorcycle site rarely falling to adolescent forms of peer pressure. 
Besides I had a great chickensaladsandwich just last Friday, perhaps a little heavy on the mayonaisse, but great nonetheless
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I didn't think I hated any kind of music, except disco, until
rap came around.
A few months ago I saw some guy wearing a t-shirt that said, "Disco still sucks!" I nearly laughed my asss off!
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-Nietzsche
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ma ma ma ma ma my sharona!! LOL
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