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Tony Orlando's "Tie a Yellow Ribbon"
Bast|d !!
Wanna play rough huh?
OK, Mr. Man, try not to think about:
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini."
I briefly met the guy who wrote that. The friend who introduced me
claims he's made around 2 million in
royalties over the years, just from that one POS song.
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Tony Orlando's "Tie a Yellow Ribbon"
Bast|d !!
Wanna play rough huh?
OK, Mr. Man, try not to think about:
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini."
I briefly met the guy who wrote that. The friend who introduced me
claims he's made around 2 million in
royalties over the years, just from that one POS song.
Dammit, I'm not even playing your little game, and I have that dang song in my head now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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In a word: ARRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Every day God f*x with me by starting my morning with an awful groove from some candy commercial or the like. I don't even have to hear them on the radio - they just float all up in there to the empty space 'twixt my ears.
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you guys know we could be creating another musicalmonsterthread here...
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you guys know we could be creating another musicalmonsterthread here...
dONT' wORRY.... 
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"Good bye to you my trusted friend,
we've known each other since we were 9 or 10,
together we've climed hills and trees...."
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"Loving you is easy cause your beautiful and everyday of my life is filled with loving you....lalalala....lalalala....lalalala.... Get that one out of your head!!!!!.....Gordon
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Bast|d !!
Wanna play rough huh?
Sorry Martin,
You are correct, that was mean-spirited and uncalled for. I should have gone for Tony Orlando's slightly less offensive "Knock three times on the ceiling if you love, twice on the pipe, if the answer is no" 
jh
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"...I can't live if livin is without you, I can't live, I can't give any more..."
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OK Mofos! Best be bringin' your A games now --
Everything and anything by the Cowsills
(Especially "I Love The Flower Girl" or whatever the h3ll it was called)
And I knew
(I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
she could make me happy
(happy, happy).
Flowers in her hair,
Flowers everywhere.
& the b slap supreme -
"Sugar" by The Archies
(uh uh uh uh - uh uh)
Mwuh huh huh huh hah!
Step across the line, and I'll be bringin' out the A-bomb. Don't EVEN go there!
I gots it all bookmarked up, and ready to fly
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All it takes is ONE trip through "It's a Small World" at Disneyland and I'm screwed for 24 hours.
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Anyone who's been dragged through Disney World by a rugrat knows the most hideous head song of all time has to be It's a Small World After All. ******, now I've done it to myself. 
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Okay NOW we CAN bring it with out highjacking the GA rally thread
How about...
Turning Japanese
Afternoon Delight
You Light Up my life
Love grows (where Rosemary goes)
Brand New Key (like as in I got a brand new pair of roller skates..you've got a...)
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale,,
a tale of a fatefull trip,
that started from this tropic port...
Heres a story of a man maned Brady...
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy my up my down my pride and joy..
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"Good bye to you my trusted friend,
we've known each other since we were 9 or 10,
together we've climed hills and trees...."
Absolute classic. Terry Jacks. That happens to be the very first 7' record i ever brought. 1971 i think.
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More songs to drive you crazy.
Hey Micky, your so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey.
Tony Basil or something like that. Awful bloody song.
what about
Funky Moped - Japser Carrott
I got a brand new Combine Harverster.
The birdie song
Agga Doo Doo Doo.
This is what i like to call, Music to committ suicide too.
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Have you all noted how much editing is being done by Chy here. Either Chy has an exstensive record collection, OR, he listens to some 'interesting' stuff. 
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It's a Small World After All. ******, now I've done it to myself.
It may be a small world ...but it's a really long song
THE VOICE OF REASON
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Hey! I'll have you people know that this thread is hurting my...... "FEELINGS...Whoa, whoa, whoa...feelings!!!" 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"...Shannon is gone,
I hope she drifting out to sea..."
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On the way out the door to the NE rally, I heard the 1st bit of
"The beautiful people, the beautiful people" by Manson
man was I sick of that riff by the time we got to Pats.
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Gonna write a classic,
Gonna write it in an attic.
Babe, i'm an addict now,
An addict for your love.
Shouldn't laugh. I really like this one. Cant think who it is by.
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Whats new pu$$y cat whoe whoe whoe whoe
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Wake me up before you go go,
Dont leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
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I'm "enery the 8th I am, "enery the 8th I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, she's been married........
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since I started the "Tom" thing...
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind
My, my, my, delilah
Why, why, why, delilah
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I think I may have a winner.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Twenty-seven times!
Get that out of your head.
BTW, the song is "Ain't no Sunshine". It's actually good up to the... well, you know.
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I got a brand new Combine Harverster. The birdie song Agga Doo Doo Doo. bast ard twenty years since ive heard them ,almost enough time to totally erase em ,now all of a sudden FLASHBACK and my heeds ringing aaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh
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I'm gonna need your help with this one:
Who's peekin' out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it's...
(help me sing it!)
Windy
Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's
(Have mercy!)
Windy
And Windy has stor-my eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
[Flute]
And Windy has stor-my eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's
{SinG it wit me!}
Windy
[Repeat And fade]
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I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.
My wife and I have already decided to ban the purple dino from our house.
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Hey Micky, your so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey.
Tony Basil or something like that. Awful bloody song.
she was with Jack Nicholson in the car and in the diner for the mostamazingchickensaladsandwichsequenceknowntohumankind.
please let us not go off on 5 Easy Pieces now, i know i started it, but let it end here.
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Hey! How many of you out there would take some of these pitiful songs and make up you own lyrics to them?(ala Weird Al Yankovic)
I remember one....
"You don't have to say you love me
Just take off your clothes
You don't have to hold it for me
I know where it goes
Relieve me
Relieve me
ReLIEVE me"
(but please DON'T make me tell ya about my lyrics to the song,..."I'm Your Venus"....OKAY?!)
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Two all beef patties, special sauce, letuce, cheese. pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...Have it your way...have it your way...
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Once i was swimming across Turtle Creek Man those snappers all around me feet, sure was hard swimming cross that things, with both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling. Oh My Ding-a-ling, oh my ding-a-ling, i want you to play with my  brilliant song.
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Have you all noted how much editing is being done by Chy here.
Either Chy has an exstensive record collection, OR, he listens to some 'interesting' stuff.
Well actually, all this started in the Ga Rally thread... since it took on a life of it's own there I transplanted it here and said " Fly free little thread... fly free...."
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You can thank me for that
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How about... You think that people would have had enough of sucky head songs, I look around me and I see it isn't so... by Paul McCartney.. of wait that was Silly Love Songs wasn't it...
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How about...
You think that people would have had enough of sucky head songs,
I look around me and I see it isn't so...
by Paul McCartney.. of wait that was Silly Love Songs wasn't it...
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How many of you out there would take some of these pitiful songs and make up you own lyrics to them?(ala Weird Al Yankovic)
You asked for it Dwight. Though, this originally was NOT a pitiful song.
For those of you who enjoy Indian Food. Enjoy this little ditty.
INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna craped it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
(guitar solo)
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
(guitar solo)
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
(g)uitar solo
[slow bit}
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh
Oooh weeeee, that makes me feel hungy.
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I'm out - my head just exploded, and brain juice is dripping all down my neck
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God bless my underwear
My only pair
I adore them
But I tore them
on the seat of an old rocking chair
strangers in the night exchanging rubbers
this one is to tight, I need another
this one is to loose it will not hold the j.....
(on second thought this one might violate the AUP)
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