Tennesee vasectomy.... Go home put an M-80 in a beer can and count to 10....1..2...3...4...5..put beer can between legs to continue counting on other hand...6...7...*BOOM* ...finished

I am trying to control myself on the southern jokes but every time I see another.... I just can't help myself.

I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!