No, you see Dennis, those dudes at the Smithsonian ARE the only people who actually have any "HAI Karate" left.(I understand a bottle of that "chick magnet" is sittin' next to Fonzie's jacket and Archie Bunker's chair, as we speak)
You see, if you'll re-read my first entry here I said I use "HI(note the absence of the "A") Karate", which I have to admit is the cheap rip-off of the "real thing" I bought at the 99cent Store, and so I guess THIS is where I have to fuss up and tell ya that I lied about all the women I have to fight off whenever I use this stuff.
(but all the dogs in the neighborhood seem to find my scent somewhat "irresistible", doggone it.(sorry...pun intentional)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
