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1. Most importantly, I know that western MA has some nice roads, but what's the riding like out by the cape?




Very dangerous travel area - lot's of touristas doing cool stuff, like, stopping in the middle of the 60 MPH road to read the signs, and pulling into traffic without looking due to a carload of screaming brats. Heads up 24/7 out there. Route 6 has a cute nickname - something like "Suicide Expressway" or "Highway to Hell." The traffic circles are a gas too. You'll see.

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2. Traffic around those parts? And remember I deal with NYC traffic on a daily basis now.




Cape traffic is kind of like NYC, but the drivers are wearing Bermuda shorts and knee high black sox. The two bridges to the Cape will make you feel right at home. The good news is there are 16,000% less potholes than in the Rotten Apple.

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3. Areas to live in and stay away from?




New Bedford = crime

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4. Are there really hot, rich girls in Providence like I've heard?




Many many many extremely hot Portuguese girls. Rich? Well... no. Newport = rich girls. Sailing chops, pinky finger gig , and the family crest sewn upon your motorcycle jacket are required. Old money. Providence used to be one of the major Cocaine distribution hubs in the Northeast corridor. I don't think it is anymore though. There might be a mob princess or two leftover from the olden days though.

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5. Anyone out there wanna pay me to drink large amounts of alcohol while amazingly smoke large quanties of cigarettes at the same time?




Yes, but in Provincetown, it will cost you the ability to sit down comfortably in return. Suggest an ample supply of Preparation H

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A beautiful but as of yet not completely over run with touristas area is the beach area in and near Charlestown, RI. The water is warm enough to swim in there, due to the LI Sound. As far as commuting from Charlestown to Fall River goes, the bridges might drive you nuts twice a day.